I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die

Scent Notes: Rousing citrus with a robust woodiness, happy squirrel energy, creamy vanilla, amber, green musk, raccoon vibes, lavender, resin and oakmoss. "What did you just say?" There I go again, putting my foot in my mouth. Once the words hop on the Loudmouth Express, there is no slowing them down. Is it slightly insulting? Am I about to dramatically embarrass myself during the annual job evaluation again? Is it actually a little weird and perhaps disturbing? Is this actually a hill I want to die on? DOESN'T MATTER!! It's on the Express now buddy, and it's coming out whether any of us like it or not. And what happens if I try to stop it? If I kidnap the train conductor and pull the emergency brake? A total derailment! The train crashes and my brain will literally explode. (Que train explosion sound effects.)